One bath tub: included with the house
One portable bath spa mat: $30
One bottle of bubble bath: $3
Losing my wife in the shower stall: Priceless

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Top 10 Signs You’re Getting Old

You try to straighten the wrinkles in your socks and suddenly realize you aren’t wearing any.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

All the names in your little black book begin with Dr.

Your friend is dating someone half their age and they’re not breaking any laws.

You step out of the shower and you’re happy the mirror is all fogged up.

You discover that what kids are learning in history, you studied as current events.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop . . . and you’re not eating cereal.

Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When your spouse says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love” and you reply, “Honey, you know I can’t do both!”

And the number one sign that you’re getting old . . .

Getting a little action means you don’t have to take a laxative.

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Top Ten Senior Citizen Complaints About Space Travel

(From The Late Show with David Letterman 10/29/98)

They only let you bring four of your 26 cats.

Heat of re-entry melts plastic seat cover on shuttle sofa.

In the old days, a shuttle launch only cost a nickel!

The robotic arm in the cargo bay cheats at shuffleboard.

Grandchildren never drop by.

Food in space not tasteless, mushy enough.

Jowls act weird in zero gravity.

By the time the countdown reaches “8,” you’re thinking, “Hey — this isn’t my regular bus to the library.”

Spacesuits that leave almost nothing to the imagination.

And the number one complaint by senior citizens about space travel . . .

Thrusting upward at 4g’s for ten straight minutes ain’t gonna do your rheumatism a whole lotta good.

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To everyone in the TLeC community, have a wonder-filled weekend!

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