Funny Fridays for Halloween: Because It’s Better to Laugh than to Cry!
Photo: Jeff Abbit as Count Miniscula — a cute little sucker
And now for more Halloween treats . . . .
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Know why vampires drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake all day.
How can you tell if a vampire is lazy?
He uses leeches.
Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
At the blood bank.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
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To Everyone in the TLeC community, have a fun-filled Halloween and a wonderful weekend! Keep smiling. 
Our popular Family Caregivers Communication Class will resume on Monday, November 3rd with Part 4 — Talking with Hearing Impaired Aging Parents.
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Hi Linda – That photo is priceless. Can you imagine seeing that at the local blood bank?. Great funnies for Halloween.
Dang! Linda, this is about a week too late for me! These jokes would have been perfect for a group of cub scouts I had in a meeting — ok, so I’ll say I’m just planning way ahead for next year! These are fun!
Hi Barbara Swafford,
Thanks! My husband Jeff (in the photo) is one of the funniest and creative men I know.
Hi Lance,
Sorry these were too late for this year’s cub scout meeting. You actually taught me something valuable by this comment — post earlier for holidays, rather than on the actual date itself. So, thank you — I will post sooner from now on.
Hello Linda. I’m a little late for your Friday post! This last one struck me the funniest! I hope you had a good Halloween. I don’t celebrate anymore as I’m older and don’t have children. And, living in an apartment, there aren’t any trick-or-treaters either. This is one holiday that kind of passes me by. My favourite holiday is Springtime
Hi Davina,
I’m happy any time you stop by. Yes, Halloween isn’t the same now that we’re empty nesters. Our neighborhood has also grown up and I only buy one bag of candy now to give out instead of multiples! Far less trick-or-treaters ringing the bell.
I still like Halloween,because it is the one holiday where even adults come out of their shells by dressing up — those that do dress up, anyway!
Hi Linda. That’s a good point you made about adults coming out of their shells by dressing up.