Funny Fridays: Because It’s Better to Laugh than to Cry!
A man moves into a Florida nudist colony.
He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo!
He’s really worried, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.
Several days later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says: “Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle . . . It makes your nose look too short.”
Love,
Grandma
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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as PINOT MORE.
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To Everyone in the TLeC community, have a great weekend! 
On Monday we will have Part Two of my interview with Lori Hoeck titled “One Caregiver’s Story.” You can read Part One here.
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You make my Friday’s great Linda – I always start with a good laugh here! The first and last ones are great today!!
Good ones! “PINOT MORE” had me laughing!
Simply fantastic. First time for me and if this is a regular feature every Friday as Lance implies, you have got a regular visiting every Friday!
Dear Lance,
Thanks for being such a loyal reader and laugher — really appreciate it!
Dear SpaceAgeSage — Lori,
I’m not very knowledgeable about wine, but I love that one, too. Thanks!
Dear rummuser,
Yes, this is a regular feature on Fridays. I believe in the healing power of laughter and want to share it with my readers. If there is a Friday when there aren’t new jokes or funnies (for example, holiday weekends like the upcoming Thanksgiving weekend), you can always find past Friday Funnies by clicking on the category “Finding Laughter” in the sidebar of my blog. Enjoy and thanks for visiting TleC!