Funny Fridays: Because It Is Better to Laugh than to Cry!

Written by on August 15, 2008 - 6 Comments
Categories: Finding Laughter

How the Fight Started

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Holy Crap! That must be my husband!”

So the guy quickly jumped out of bed. Scared and naked he jumped out of the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, “I AM your husband!”

The woman yelled back, “Yeah, well then, why were you running?”

And that, folks . . . . . . . . is how the fight started.

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Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

The grandpa said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.”

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!”

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three ladies happily yelled in unison, “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2030 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

To everyone in my TLeC community, have a wonderful weekend! :-)

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  2. Linda Abbit
    August 16, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    OOPS! @ Davina and Lance (I believe) — I was trying to understand how my spam filter works and I must have zapped your comments and my thank you comment as well. I have no idea how to get them back. I must get rid of SpamKarma2 and get a spam filter I can understand!!!

  3. Linda Abbit
    August 17, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Hey, I found the comment that got deleted! So, here it is.

    Hi Davina, SpaceAgeSage & Lance,

    Glad I could bring some laughter to your world. It’s fun to put up more than one joke and then see which one(s) people like more.

  4. Barbara Swafford
    August 17, 2008 at 1:48 am

    Hi Linda,

    These are all great jokes. I’ll have to remember to tell them to my husband tomorrow.

    I love your Funny Fridays!

  5. Linda Abbit
    August 17, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Thanks for the endorsement of Funny Friday’s, Barbara! Hope your husband likes these, too.

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