Funny Fridays 9-11-09: Because It’s Better to Laugh than to Cry!

September 11th, 2009

A couple of laughs from the male perspective this week.  Enjoy!

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Two old guys were chatting.

One said to the other, “My 85th birthday was yesterday.  The wife gave me an SUV.”

Other guy says, “Wow, that’s amazing!!  Imagine . . . an SUV!”

“Yup!  Socks, Underwear and Viagra.”

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A sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde-haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.  He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”

The cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff . . . I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . . . so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants . . . so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts . . . so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, “Now go to town cowboy . . . .

And here I am.”

Son of a Gun.  Blonde men do exist!

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To everyone in the TLeC community, have a great weekend! :-)

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Comments

  1. September 11th, 2009 | 6:43 am

    Meeeeeeeeeeow!

  2. September 11th, 2009 | 9:18 am

    Thank you for helping me get my humor on!

  3. September 16th, 2009 | 10:56 am

    Hi Rummuser & Lori,

    Thanks for sharing your smiles with me! :-)

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