Funny Fridays 3/6/09 — Because It’s Better to Laugh than to Cry!
One bath tub: included with the house
One portable bath spa mat: $30
One bottle of bubble bath: $3
Losing my wife in the shower stall: Priceless
Photo and Caption Credit: Mr.Thomas’ photostream
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Top 10 Signs You’re Getting Old
You try to straighten the wrinkles in your socks and suddenly realize you aren’t wearing any.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
All the names in your little black book begin with Dr.
Your friend is dating someone half their age and they’re not breaking any laws.
You step out of the shower and you’re happy the mirror is all fogged up.
You discover that what kids are learning in history, you studied as current events.
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop . . . and you’re not eating cereal.
Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When your spouse says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love” and you reply, “Honey, you know I can’t do both!”
And the number one sign that you’re getting old . . .
Getting a little action means you don’t have to take a laxative.
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Top Ten Senior Citizen Complaints About Space Travel
(From The Late Show with David Letterman 10/29/98)
They only let you bring four of your 26 cats.
Heat of re-entry melts plastic seat cover on shuttle sofa.
In the old days, a shuttle launch only cost a nickel!
The robotic arm in the cargo bay cheats at shuffleboard.
Grandchildren never drop by.
Food in space not tasteless, mushy enough.
Jowls act weird in zero gravity.
By the time the countdown reaches “8,” you’re thinking, “Hey — this isn’t my regular bus to the library.”
Spacesuits that leave almost nothing to the imagination.
And the number one complaint by senior citizens about space travel . . .
Thrusting upward at 4g’s for ten straight minutes ain’t gonna do your rheumatism a whole lotta good.
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To everyone in the TLeC community, have a wonder-filled weekend! 
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What is it about bubbles that lighten the mood? We used to buy the blowing bubbles for our cats, but that much soap messes with the carpet.
Cats in space, eh? That I want to see!
I love the picture!!! Like Lori said, bubbles sure do lighten the mood!
“Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.” – I love this one!!! (and I’m NOT there yet…)
You haven’t disappointed me.
Hi Lori,
Yes, the cats in space visual got me giggling, too! I use to love blowing bubbles with our son when he was little.
Hi Lance,
My motto is “Our son is getting older, but we’re getting younger.” That should keep me off the patio for awhile.
Hi rummuser,
Whew — that’s good. I’d hate to let you down.
Thanks, I enjoyed your post immensely.
Hi Glenn,
Welcome to TLeC! Glad you enjoyed the funnies. If you’re a caregiver (and even if you’re not), hope the laughs helped you relieve some stress. That’s the goal for Funny Fridays, so check back again.