Funny Fridays 3/27/09 — Because It’s Better to Laugh than to Cry!

Antidotes for Spring Fever

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”

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Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again. ~ Henry Beard

If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

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If I could only grow green stuff in my garden like I can in my refrigerator.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Gardening requires a lot of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.

The best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

New gardeners learn by by trowel and error.

Credit: David Hobson’s Garden Humour

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

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I have no plants in my house. They won’t live for me.
Some of them don’t even wait to die, they commit suicide. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

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To everyone in the TLeC community, have a wonderful weekend!